ff The Cottage of Blog: November 2006

Monday, November 13, 2006

Of horses and murder mysteries



Good evening from The Cottage of Blog where it's seven in the evening. A cold, damp, rainy evening in November. The perfect setting for a murder mystery. In fact, it's such a great evening for a murder mystery, I thought I might subject you to a short-short story I wrote several years back. It's published in Skyline Literary Magazine. A great place to publish short story fiction.

First though, you will notice a photo of a horse. His name is Jackson. Jackson is a four-year-old quarter horse who's now moved from his stable in Warsaw, Indiana to C.J.Ranch in Dwyer, Indiana. Yes. He owns me. What more can I say? He's a love though. For a green horse, he's very forgiving for someone who hasn't ridden (consistently) in three years. When I slid off in a very ungraceful, unladyline way from his almost sixteen-hand frame, he didn't move a muscle. He didn't have to. Looking at me was enough. I fully expected a hearty horse-laugh. Bless his heart. He didn't.

Pray this formats correctly. I hope you enjoy the story. It's a perfect night for it.





THE MYSTERY CLUB SCANDAL
By
Patricia Ann Guthrie

Published in Skyline Literary Magazine

Jonathan Kellerman brought an opened bottle of Port into his mansion’s library and laid it on the cocktail table. “Gentlemen, tonight we discuss local scandals,”
Maurice Whitestone’s mouth turned upward into a grin of one who’d smoked too many cigars. “Well, well, well. No Dame Agatha tonight? Very interesting development. I say then friend Jonathan. You can be first. We know you have skeletons in your closet.”
“Hear, hear.” Two men rested back on their well-developed derrieres, eyes lit with the anticipation of juicy local gossip.
And so it always was with this group, Jonathan thought.
Jonathan bent over and poured the wine into long-stemmed ruby glasses. He rose. His back ached from age and arthritis. But, as usual, he masked his pain behind the plastered debonair smile he’d carried off for years. A smile he’d never allowed to enter his heart, or, he guessed, his eyes. No matter.
He passed the glasses around, then settled on the overstuffed leather chair placed at one end of the chairs facing a stone fireplace--the perfect ambiance for their usual mystery hour chats.
He raised his glass in acknowledgement. Then, his gaze settled on the crackling fire that spit burning embers up the chimney.
"Gentlemen. Do you remember your local history? The story about Maude Parker and Clyde Griffin?”
“I remember Maudie Parker,” Alistair Griffin said, the leather swooshing as he shifted in his seat.
“Yes, my mother kept pictures of her tucked away in a scrapbook,” Maurice said. “Her fiancé killed her, didn’t he?”
“Shook the very foundation of the community,” Alistair mumbled, taking a long sip from his glass.
“Maude was the belle of the town,” Jonathan continued. “She was engaged to Clyde Griffin, but loved to flirt. One night at a party, young Maudie decided to make Clyde jealous by paying too much attention to Harry Brady. Way too much attention. Furious, Clyde left in a huff.”
“Yes, that story made the papers. Clyde caught her kissing young Harry in the library. My mother, God rest her soul, saved the clippings,” Maurice said.
“Oh, yes.” William Seacrest came alive. “I think the story goes . . . Clyde came back with wine and offered it around. Everything seemed okay, until some of the guests got deathly ill. Maude and Harry both died. Clyde was arrested.”
The men uttered ‘tsks’ that sounded like the faint hissing of a roomful of snakes.
Jonathan raised his glass to his lips, changed his mind and put it back down.
"Your uncle, wasn't he?” Alistair asked. If he’d sat any farther forward in his chair, he would have slid off onto the hardwood floor.
The fire sputtered. Everyone hushed. An anticipatory stillness filled the room.
"Yes."
"I can’t remember, exactly what happened. What was the eventual outcome?” William asked. “Did he . . .”
“Clyde never went to trial, Jonathan said softly. “ They remanded him to the state institution for the criminally insane. That was back in the days when they had such institutions.” He paused, for effect. “I believe each one of you had a family member involved?”
Jonathan stood, went to the fireplace and turned to three partially glowing faces. Maurice, didn’t your grandfather preside over Clyde’s trial?”
Maurice nodded, “Why yes, I think he did.”
“And Alistair, wasn’t your father responsible for committing him?”
Alistair raised his shoulders and shook his head, with a raised questioning eyebrow.
“And William, your uncle, the sheriff, took him away.”
Suddenly, Maurice gasped. "What the hell?"
Alistair and William clutched their throats and gagged as their glasses smashed onto the floor splattering wine onto an oriental carpet. The three gentlemen registered surprised terror, then crashed to the floor.
"Gentlemen, Clyde Griffin died today and we come full circle. May you and your loved ones rest in hell!"
Jonathan raised his glass, and in one final toast, drank up. Every last drop.

THE END

Sunday, November 05, 2006

The Cottage of Blog


The Cottage of Blog

I SWORE I would resurrect "The Cottage of Blog," my blog site that hasn't been updated since last March.

In my perfect world the scene you see above would be outside my front door.

So, welcome once more to Pat's Cottage of Blog. The Cottage has been closed, the coffee has not been percolating, blueberry muffins have not been in the oven, and even though I've been writing, it hasn't been the same without my lakeside chatting companions.

So, the Cottage is now once more open to everyone who wishes to have amiable writing conversations.

MY WRITING WORLD:

Isn't the brain funny.

I want to point out Legacy of Danger (my would-be masterpiece started in 1997)has been through 3 versions and umpeen drafts. Problem? Everytime I go back a resurrect it, I get an idea for a new novel.

Point: A few years back I got out Legacy and started to play with it. Immediately, I got the idea for In the Arms of the Enemy. Hmm. Okay. So I finished Arms. Then half a year later, I looked around for something else to do.

I pulled out Legacy and started to play with it. Got some feedback from a writer I know (who suggested I dump it and start again) I didn't believe her. But, I suddenly got the idea for The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, which I retitled "Waterlilies Over My Grave." Now, into draft 2.

So, I thought I'd let Lilies breathe. After all, flowers need to breathe too, right? What to do next? Pull out Legacy, of course. By golly, I was going to finish that by hook or crook.

So, what happens? New novel--new concept. Already formulated in my mind, backstory and all. All that needs to have happen now is -- well, you probably know. Least of all is putting the story down on paper. Or, the computer.

In short, what has influenced my writing the most throughout the years? A novel that will probably never see the light of day. So far it's gotten me two novels and the acorn of a third one.

Long live Legacy of Danger. Long live Elena, Alex and Mikhail. In my mind. May they produce many more acorns of inspiration.


Hope all is well with all of you and that I see all of you back here again to chat.

Pat who may be looking for a pen name. Any ideas?